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You Won’t Get Swine Flu From Us

Afraid to visit certain places because you don’t want to get Swine Flu / H1N1?

You won’t get the Swine Flu & H1N1 viruses from from Trip Insurance Store.com. You can safely call us or visit, browse and buy trip cancellation travel insurance, flight accident insurance and rental car insurance plans from Trip Insurance Store.com.

Steve Dasseos, the Trip Insurance Guru, is proud to announce that you won’t get Swine Flu from Trip Insurance Store.com. In fact, TripInsuranceStore.com is the world’s only travel insurance website that makes this claim with its No Swine Flu Here Guarantee”.

“Why no one else is guaranteeing their clients and visitors are completely protected from the Swine Flu & H1N1 viruses is a mystery to me” says Steve Dasseos, the President and Chief Bottle Washer of Trip Insurance Store.com. “The protection of our visitors is my number one concern.”

Trip Insurance Store.com‘s “La Muerte de Las Infecciones” is a highly sophisticated, state-of-the-art and proprietary hermetically-sealed website server configuration and computer IP telephony integrated system.

This means you’re as safe as the U.S. Constitution, U.S. Declaration of Independence and U.S. Bill of Rights are from exposure to any damaging virus.

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